Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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