problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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