I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
