At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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