Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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