Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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