just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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