my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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