and next time when you feel me up, do it right
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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