Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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