Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Come on in and take your pants off
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