come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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