i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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