Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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