grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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