YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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