Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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