We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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