so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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