I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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