I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
