oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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