I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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