well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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