Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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