**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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