I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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