Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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