i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
my shit smells like andre
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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