Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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