Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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