Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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