Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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