i jhust puked up my retainher.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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