Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Im part way to drunk.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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