i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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