Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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