yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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