Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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