Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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