i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Last time i carry you out of a forest
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
