it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
