He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Randomize
