why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Randomize
