Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
