Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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