You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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