My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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