She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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