talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
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epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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