You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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