On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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