Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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